Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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