Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."