I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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