hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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