if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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