We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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