i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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