porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
not ubering you a puppy
COCAINE IS GR8
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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