I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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