Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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