Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
is it fun? or sober?
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