I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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