ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!