we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Damn victory sex feels great
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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