Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So much Jack, so little girl.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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