my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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