How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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