She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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