I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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