I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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