Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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