I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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