She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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