Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He has the fingertips of a God
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