You really coming over, don't trick.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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