I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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