I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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