ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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