And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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