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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up

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  i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one

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  ravioli

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them

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• (949): View more from California

  July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding

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• (406): View more from Montana

  this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here

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• (281): View more from Texas

  We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.

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