oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?