how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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