Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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