hell yes lets make some ravioli
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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