I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT