just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?