I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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