You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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