I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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