you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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