butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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