He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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