he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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