this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
i now understand why vodka
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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