Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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