now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun