Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator