your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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