STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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