so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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