Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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