Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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