3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I still have a little drunk in my system
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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